your ancestor

when somebody keeps interrupting your talk by saying your mom, the phrase "your ancestor" will be the best way to shut his/her mouth because there's no way that person will reply back with the bigger word

A: your mom
B: (says something)
A: your mom
B: (says something)
A: your mom
B: your ANCESTOR!

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your ancestor

the worse comeback ever, reminds me of brokeback for some reason

uncool Dude: what we doing tonight jim?

Jim: your mom! (stupid but rightous laughter)

uncool dude: your ancestor

jim: what the hell was that?

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Your ancestors incestors

the incest family tree

Carl: "your mum gay"
John: "your dad lesbian"
Carl: " your granny tranny"
John: "your grandpap trap"
Carl: "your sister a mister"
John: "your family tree LGBT"
Carl: "dont make me do it to em."

John: "do it Carl"
Carl: "your ancestors incestors."
John:
Carl:
John:
Carl: "you know i had to do it to em"
God: 'bows down before Carl'

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your ancestors incestors

The absolute worst, most intense insult in the entire universe. Every time someone says this, a universe gets destroyed and a super nova nearby explodes, resulting in the destruction of the solar system. You become ruler of the universe, as nothing can even compare to the intellectual ability of you. You control everything, you become a God.

Zach: your're mom gay.
Jacob: Your father lesbian
Zach: Your granny tranny
Jacob: Your grandpap a trap
Zach: your sister a mister
Jacob: your family tree LGBT

Zach stutters, shook and doesn't know what to say.
Jacob shows a smirk, and Zach isn't prepared for whats about to happen.

Jacob: Your ancestors incestors.

Everything is gone. Jacob becomes high ruler of the Universe, and controls everything.

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Your ancestor a pancestor

Worse than your mum gay, your dad lesbian, your granny a tranny and your grandpap a trap combined

“Your mom gay”
“No u”

“Your dad lesbian”
“Your granny a tranny”
“Your grandpap a trap!”
“WELL YOUR ANCESTOR A PANCESTOR!”
Entire family line is erased from existence

Your ancestors incestors

The most powerful comeback. Use it max 2 times a day or else the universe implodes. It can destroy anyone

Yeah you heard me right, your ancestors incestors mean a single thing: the most powerful comeback someone has ever created
Mike: u mom gay
Jake: u dad lesbian
Mike: ur granny tranny
Jake: ur grandpap a trap
Mike: ur brother a mother
Jake: Thats it.
Jake: 𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕤 𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕤
Mike: *implodes and gets erased from the universe*

Your Ancestor Molester

The biggest "ur" comeback of them all. Once you say this, you automatically won. There is no way they can't comeback.

Guy 1: ur mom gay
Guy 2: no u
Guy 1: ur granny tranny
Guy 2: ur grandpap a trap
Guy 1: ur family tree LGBT
Guy 2: Your ancestor molester

Guy 1 then proceeds to get the life sucked out of him and loses this argument.