open your balls

When an individual is asked to unzip his pants and bare just his balls to be tortured. It could be in a playful way, but then again... When is ball torture playful.

"Gaytard, open your balls"
"Yes my dear wife just do be gentil"

"Ok my darling" *whip cracks*

Washing your Balls

To excessively compliment someone.

Dude, I'm not just washing your balls - I really like the narrative you put on your report.

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busting your balls

Too give your friends a hard time. To make fun of or tease them for some reason in a friendly manner.

Dude don't take the joke so seriously, I was just busting your balls.

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Your Balls Are Beef

A phrase which implies that the subject is telling lies.

Joe: "I fucked five girls last night, one of them was paris hilton".
Paddy: "Your balls are beef mate".

busting your balls

when someone is joking with you.

i am just busting your balls buddy, i really didnt fuck your girlfriend.

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Think with your balls

"Think with your balls" means think smart or outside the box. To think with your balls is usually a very quick and instinctive way of making decisions. It derives from the show "How Not To Live Your Life" A decision made by the balls is often a very good short term solution to a problem but will cause trouble in the future.

"What shall we do with all the orphans?"
"Sell them on, make a tidy profit."
"Thats amazing, how did you think of that! Now were making loads of money."
"Well, you have to think with your balls."

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drop your balls

means to man up and go for it. Get some pluck and smoke a joint, fuck a bitch, anything really.

Okay, Jake, you'll be fine. Why don't you drop your balls and go shit-and-run that house?

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