Your dad

Gone.

Your Dad: Gone.
You: sad
Your Mom: she ain't glad

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Your dad

He is gone

Your dad left you at the age of six to get some milk

Your dad

A invisible unit that my never reappear

Your dad left to get 'milk'

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your dad

something you haven't seen for 7 years

your dad is still at the shop buying milk

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your dad

1. An alternative to {your momas a come back since "your mom" is overused.
2. An alternative to your mom by some gay males as a joke.

1. "So what did you do last night?"
"Your dad."
2. Adam: John... SHUT UP PLEASE
John: lmao, THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR DADDY
SAID LAST NIGHT!

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your dad

Funny/annoying thing to say; or the comeback for girls. . Followed by OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. best insult/ comeback in all situations

WARNING DO NOT USE IF THE PERSON'S DAD IS DEAD

Guy: What were you doing last night?
Girl: YOUR DAD!! OOOOOOOOOOH

Guy: weres my girlfriend?
Girl: with your dad!
Guy: My dad's dead
Girl. oh my god im so sorry
Guy: SIKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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your dad

What my 13 year old wigger brother says because he thinks your momisn't cool anymore...

Like it ever was >_<

"Hey, listen to me you little asshole!"
"Your dad! Your dad! Your dad!"
"My dad is your dad too you fucktard." *face palms*

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