your not my dad

A hilarous vine

Somebody asked hayes something she said your not my dad

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your not my dad

A meme that only exists in the vine app and in the minds of mentally disabled 7th graders.

Person 1: "Hey kid, come into my van."
Person 2: "your not my dad"

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Your mom is my dad

your mom is my dad is a phrase used to confuzzle someone you are annoyed at.

Me: Your mom is my dad

Someone else: What the fuck

Me: Yeetus to the fetus.

Someone else: MMMM...OKay then.

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your dick's in my dad's mouth

figure of speech meaning "none of your business"

Friend: How did it go last night?
You: Your dick's in my dad's mouth, man.

Get your dick out of my Dad's mouth

This means mind your own buisness

Hey you, get your dick out of my Dad's mouth.

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