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Your wallet

Something I like to steal

You: has a wallet
Me: "time to steal" steals your wallet

by Tired kirby boi December 1, 2019

28πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Spanking your wallet

A term coined by the Watkins family, to "spank one's wallet" is to use someone for their money. Generally used in reference to women.

"Dude, your girlfriend is spanking your wallet. You should seriously dump her."

"I could tell she was just a wallet-spanker from the very beginning."

by hhans November 3, 2011

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Drop your wallet

To 'drop your wallet' is for a male to come or orgasm. Usually used when referring to almost coming or prematurely ejaculating.

β€œThe new lingerie my wife bought is so hot I dropped my wallet in seconds.”

β€œMichelle was so horny looking in that bikini that I almost dropped my wallet right there on the beach.”

by camjoo May 23, 2005

8πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Flex Your Wallet

A way to show off the contents of your wallet; more relates to how much paper cash one has inside.

Time to Flex Your Wallet to pay the dessert bill.

by funnyguy415 July 14, 2018


finish your wallet

When you either have such a good night that you have no money left, or when you're so drunk you're babbling nonsense.

"Hey Gay Chris, did you finish your wallet last night?" ( Of course not, it's Gay Chris)

by YoloSwaggins6969 December 1, 2014


go get your wallet

A really undesirable phrase to hear if sitting in camillas bedroom - go get your wallet is a constantly used phrase as that is where men normally keep their raincoats for thier little soldiers

"go get your wallet" = sex on the horizon = if your not involved get the FUCK out of dodge

by goochmeister1 May 22, 2004

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Old like the condom in your wallet

Extremely old. Soon to be expired.

A: Check out the NEW JZ collection!
B: NEW?! It's Old like the condom in your wallet.

by Guy st April 10, 2006

47πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž