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The origins of the Yuma Yummy:
In 1978, the USMC identified a need to train its aviators in the six major functions of Marine aviation. Thus, in 1985, the first Weapons Tactics Instructors course (WTI) was conducted at MCAS Yuma in order to hone the skills of USMC avaition units. Conducting this training required over 2,000 Marines to decend annually upon the beautiful village of Yuma, AZ during the month of October.
Enter the Yummies:
Several years after the first of these WTI training evolutions passed, word began to spread among an obese, low income, and morally corrupt segment of the Yuma female population that October is prime time to hit the bars. Over the last two decades these women have preyed upon drunken lonely Marines.
Why Yummies?
The name Yuma Yummies has become popular because of its poetic use of alliteration, the fact that Yummies are similar in composition to Gummy Bears, as well as the obvious fact that Yummies are not yummy at all, but heinous half-human, half-bovine creatures with low self-respect and even lower centers of gravity.
Yuma Yummies usually travel in herds, can be seen at local watering holes such as Jimmy Deans and Applebees. Oblivious to their large size, they receive their confidence from the knowledge that every year will bring a new crop of Marines.
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yooma yuumaes, noun. Yuma Yummies (YY's) can be found preying on their favorite victims gullible young horny Marines in any local watering hole in the South-western reaches of the Arizona desert.
YY's can be usually be identified by their painted eyebrows (sometimes tattooed) giving them a facial expression of constant surprise.
Some YY's have evolved, abstaining from this technique making themselves unidentifiable from your typical Yummy. These deceiving hoodwinks are harder to identify, but is still possible. One can only be certain when observing a true specimen in its disrobed form. Take extreme caution during this procedure. Careless can lead to the YY's favorite move; unprotected sex, which can lead to impregnation or herpes. In most cases, both.
When disrobing a YY, one must first ensure that you have clear means for a quick getaway by unlocking the door. All Yuma Yummies will have identifying marks known in the animal world as "stretch marks", usually caused by extreme obesity or pregnancy. In most cases both. Once a stretch mark has been positively identified, vacate the Motel 6 immediately! Do not grab your clothes, just get your cellphone and wallet and run like a MF'r. Cardio is going to be your saving grace as these heifers have none whatsoever. Note: the key to this maneuver is to stay at least arm's length distance away from any disrobed YY.
Follow these tips and any astute Marine can avoid the detestable Yuma Yummy.
I was cornered by a group of Yuma Yummies in heat and saved myself by throwing my wingman into the herd of and running away.
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(1) A species of the mamal family often nocturnal, found primarily in the Southern Mountain regions. Known for ruthlessly altering the minds of drunk Marines and leading them astray.
(2) See, Green Door Whore
If you look to your immediate left you will see a flock of Yuma Yummies, now as we exit Home Depot's parking lot....
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1. Any of a vareity of fat, nasty bitches from Yuma,AZ who either give it up at the drop of a hat to Marines or get free drinks off you all night.
2. The ball and chain prison for many a Marine in Yuma, provided you give them enough food or drinks.
"You shoulda seen the size of that Yuma yummy 'ol boy had with him at Applebee's last night."
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A species of the mamal family often nocturnal, found primarily in the Southern Moutain region. Known for ruthlessly altering the minds of drunk Marines and leading them astray.
If you look to your immediate left you will see a flock of Yuma Yummies, now as we exit Home Depot's parking lot....
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