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When two partners have anal sex, and the man takes out a lighter or a flamethrower to put inside the woman's anus to burn the flesh inside the asshole until you can peel it off. Then you take your well-done anal steak and put it up the woman's vagina until they squirt on it. Then you proceed to jerk off until you cum on top of it. When this entire process is done you will divide the steak into two pieces and share it with your partner.
I got very hungry when I was having sex, so I asked her if she was okay if I performed the Zambian Flame Steak. She didn't know what it was but it was fine because I showed her.
What you say when you’re surprised
Dad: you’re adopted
Child: Zambian