zaptos

In Arizona this is what we call shoes.

Shoot! They threw my zapatos up on the power lines.

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Zaptosing

When you fuck your partner in the bathtub after they cheated on you, jumping out of the water and tossing the live toaster in the tub and yell “you don’t have enough badges to train me! “

When you find your partner cheating on you and you decide it’s time to go zaptosing