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zarking

An expletive in Douglas Adam's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series; the adjective form of zark.

"Where the zarking photon have you been?" hissed Ford.

by AlanH February 27, 2006

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Zark

An all-purpose expletive coined by the late Douglas Noel Adams for his internationally bestselling science fiction novel "A Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy."

Zark you!
Zark off!
What the zark?

by DNA fan February 8, 2004

271๐Ÿ‘ 82๐Ÿ‘Ž


zark

Obscure swearword

That Zarking mouse won't Zarking shut up!

by ruther July 9, 2003

72๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


Zarking

Zarking (verb) refers to a particular combination of walking and dancing. A 'Zarker' tends to walk sideways with robotic movements, whilst making a quack noise usually characteristic of a duck (in particular, the Malard). The term was coined in mid 2008 by visionaries Bill and Mark, who realised that Zarking was not recognised by mainstream western culture, or for that matter any culture across the world - either mainstream or subcultural.

Zark - to indulge in the act of Zarking (e.g. "I will Zark my way to the moon.")

Zarking - when one Zarks, one can consider oneself to be Zarking (e.g. I'm Zarking my way to the moon as we speak." I actually am.)

Zarker - one who indulges in the act of Zarking (e.g. "I hear Nelson Mandela is a bit of a Zarker.")

Zarkastic - to be clever and witty whilst Zarking (e.g. "Jim-bob made a rather Zarkastic comment as he siddled across the room in a sideways, robotic manner whilst making quack noises.")

BeZark - to indulge in the act of Zarking to an excessive degree, often as the result of addiction. (e.g. "oh no, Barry's gone Bezark again and he's knocked the kettle into Grandma's lavender curry.")

by Mark Jimmy Hughes May 20, 2008

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Zark

A nerdy Polish loner that has no friends but thinks he is intellectual. A clown.

Did you hear about that guy who wrote a childen's book about Ben Franklin? What a zark.

by Gordy Smalls November 30, 2006

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zark

uptight white guy

here comes the popo. they zarks.

by ian721 April 8, 2004

25๐Ÿ‘ 85๐Ÿ‘Ž


zark

A word used to describe multiple sun chip bags stuffed inside each other.

No way, did you see jacksons ZARK collection!?

by Dylan Smets February 13, 2021

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