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Zeed

a very homophobic person whose goal is to rip your anal apart

Shit bruv, that man trailed me for 2 hours now. He might wanna zeed me.

by Bangbros554 September 17, 2021

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Zeed

Screwed; Put in a bad place; A horrible situation.

Fuck, here comes the asshole who orders mad LB's of shit, and Paul just left the counter.
"I got fuckin Zeed bro!"

by Fluster November 15, 2004

9๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Zeed

When a normal 9 to 5 conservative group of people go out for a evening and end up going crazy after the influence of a splash of grey goose and a certain individual sending shots their way

"They had a great time, they have been zeed"

by ali96jan November 25, 2015

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zeed

Totally asleep. From 'ZZZZzzzzzz'

I was totally zeed when you called.

by lysol February 9, 2005

21๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


zeed out

A state of body and mind achieved in the depths of a xanax binge. In this state the said person is pretty mellowed out, and usually has a hard time communicating.

Dude you need to chill out with those pills. Your hand is shaking, you can barely talk, you're fuckin zeed out man.

by O.G. LOC November 11, 2007

24๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Zeed's Law

For every Zeed action there is a breakage reaction.

Zeed: *plugs in monitor adaptor*
PC: BSOD
Everyone: "ah...that's Zeed's Law...

by Vide_Wagina January 24, 2020

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


joe zeed

The act of choking or gaging when talking, usually caused by shitting oneself.

Carl was right in the middle of his story when he joe zeed. The sad part was that the boss walked in right after. I'm still sore from laughing sooo hard.

by Smart gluestick January 5, 2018