Zerk

also short for berzerk/crazy

Damn, I hate when people go zerk with shotguns

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zerk

A small hole in automotive body or parts used for lubrication of internal components

Car owner: Are there any grease fittings on a 2009 Corolla that need to be lubricated as a part of the standard lube-oil-filter work?
Mechanic: Your Corolla does not have any grease zerks for you to lube.

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zerk

a graffiti term meaning awesome

That piece is zerkin

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zerk

n. A portmanteau of zero and jerk. A zerk is the kickback that you get when you accelerate from rest or come to a complete stop while driving. A zerk can be strong or weak depending on your acceleration.

v. Zerking is the act of causing a zerk.

New drivers always zerk at stop signs.

I can't stand riding public transportation. If you're standing, you get thrown all over the place from all of the zerks.

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Zerk

The verb that describes not sleeping for at least 20 hours

I'm gonna pull a zerk

I'm zerking right now

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zerk

To Suck the fart out of someone's asshole

Suzie had a big one comin, so I zerked her

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Zerk

Zerk in RuneScape language is translated to Jerk. It is used in the sentence:

Regular Version: I Jerk Off
RuneScape Version: I Zerk Off

What do you do on your spare time?

I Zerk Off.

What are you doing right now?

I'm Zerkin Off

What did you do yesterday?

I Zerked Off

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