zeta jones

Thanks to catherine and her ballooning experiment everytime she has a baby. The term zeta jones means to eat like it's your last ever meal.

damn!!! Ya'll see that beeyarch zetajones dat dare burger?

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catherine zeta jones

One of the most talented and gorgeous women in Hollywood. She is the envy of many woman because she is physically flawless, and wins Oscars at the same time. Is married to Michael Douglas.

Jane: "Did you see Catherine Zeta Jones in Intolerable Cruelty?"

Anna: "Yes. I would kill to look like her. I would even kill her."

Jane: "Wouldn't everyone?"

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Catherine Zeta Jones

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Attractive Welsh actress married to Michael Douglas. Won an Oscar in 2002 for her role as Velma Kelly in Chicago. Is a big fan of suing tabloids.

Catherine Zeta Jones sues people left and right!

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