Zeused

When you have to fart but you can't, because you are in a compromising position so, you pull your ass cheeks apart to just make the breath of air sound.

Jimmy was sleeping next to a girl whom he didn't know. Instead of passing gas really loud, he pulled apart his cheeks and Zeused.

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Zeused

the god of the most awesomeness ; can not get any better

Guy 1: "Wow i just got a perfect score!"
Guy 2: "You totally Zeused it!"

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Zeusing

When you ejaculate with the brute force equivalent to the Greek god of sky and thunder.

Dat ass—and I'm Zeusing.

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zeused

(to zeus) the acting of being zeused
Requires two individuals, one to approach a random female on the street, the other to sneak up behind the same female and "pants" her. Once victim has been depantsed, she is then tasered in the cootch by first guy who proceeds to yell "ZEUSED!"
If there is time, the victim then gets a tony danza or a quality ground beefing

We went out and zeused five bitches the other day... it was faaaantastic.

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zeuse

common misspelling of Zeus, Zeuse was a goo fairy from a popular Russian children's play dtd. 1967.

(rough translation)
peasants: Oh no, we are lost in the woods!
Zeuse: Hi, I'm the goo fairy!
peasants: NOT THE GOO FAIRY!
*peasants run from the 'Freongrad' (forest of enlightenment)*

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bean-zeusing

to bean-zeus: v. intr. 1. to sit in a bean bag, staring at a wall with zeus in it, 2. to do anything of this nature.

i took an uncommon number of shrooms and suddenly i was bean-zeusing like a bitch!

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Zeused

When a dude has his back blown out by a dudette and she leaves his booty hole looking like the Sarlacc Pit from "Return of the Jedi".

"Damn, she totally zeused his ass. He may never recover."