zika

Way before it became a virus, zika was a dope Brazilian ghetto slang used for outstanding and dangerous kids.

- Eita que neguin zika, esse mlk tá só ostentando com uma nave Audi e plaquê de 100.
- Podipa mlkote, será que ele é função?

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zika

Ebola's best friend.

I got Zika! Run!

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Zika

It was all a lie.

Who is Zika?
It was all a lie.

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Zika Smash

The act of demolishing an object due to the outburst of a large Italian man.

Albert just zika smashed the microwave, because his ramen noodles didn't taste good.

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zika belt

The southern region of the United States, where you're more likely to get Zika.

Vacation in Miami? Are you crazy? Come July you won't catch me anywhere near the zika belt.

Ondra Zika

The type of person that gets drunk and proceeds to have sex with a tree.

"Haha, he just did the Ondra Zika"

Zika dick

When you contract the zika virus, you carry the virus for 6 months. You must abstain from sex for that period of time.

Dude I went on vacation in Mexico, now I have zika dick.

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