Zildo is an ancient martial art formed on the planet Zil and practiced by its military.
"Luis' Karate was no match for Norman's Zildo."
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Zildo: A dual insult for a person who is acting like a Dildo and is already a zilch, or perhaps if the person is normal and does something so pathetic that he/she should be immidiatly called a Zildo. The combination of a Zilch and a Dildo.
"Hey Bruno, you are a real Zildo for lighting that Dogs tail on fire"!
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a dildo that has zaddy written all over it
i caught my son using a zildo last night.
Horny fella”hey get my zildo out of your ass cheeks I want to use it
Step dad”sorry sport” (proceeds to pull zildo out of ass) “here you go”
Horny fella”thanks shitlips”