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The best thing to happen to the universe since planets.
Zito is what it's all about.
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1. The most awesome homeroom teacher ever.
2.to have an ex wife whos a slut.
3. REALLY COOL DUDE :D
4.To be so awesome, people worship you.
Dude, did you see that guy? Hes such a Zito.
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Innocent guy who has been repeatdly cheated by his horny wife
Zito: "Will you go home now?"
Wife:"Dammit Zito, of course no, I must earn my money with our boss"
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Just a total goon that's part of a zito gang full of goons. A zito is defined as a weird goon that does weird and random things.
#1: Bro javi is such a zito
#2: Yeah I know all he does is mess around with our lacrosse gear with his squad of zitos
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(noun) A person who could not give a straight answer to save their life or anyone else's.
"Maybe"
"Not at this time"
"Yes, so it seems"
"Eh"
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To grossly over pay for something and get nothing in return. To waste your money. To get ripped-off big time.
As in Giants starting pitcher Barry Zito. $126 million dollars, 0-6 with a 7.83 ERA, demoted to middle reliever. As in the single worst free agent signing in the history of organized baseball.
"Dude, I just paid $50 for a dime bag."
"Then you just got Zitoed big time."
A falsification of the the truth. Something that just sounds so bizarre its got to be made up.
Person A: Dude, do you know why Van-Damme ain't one of the Expandables?..it's cos he got ass wooped by Micky Rourke..kakow!
Person B: Wizzit?..your havin' a larf!
Person C: Ha! Get you facts straight you orange!.. it was Chuck Zito who beat him, not Rourke!
Person B: What a load of Zito!
Person A: Me bitches!
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