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Verb that refers to being fucking awesome at everything you do.
Damn, he's scored three goals already? He's on fire! He's zlataning!
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To be insanely awesome at everything and for everyone, have a big ego for it, and be physically or verbally slick (basically, to be a boss man)
Origin: Zlatan Ibrahimovic, one of the greatest footballers of all time and this generation and one of the hardest, baddest men you've ever seen since Roy Keane
That guy's a true Zlatan. He's well good
Girl: Wow, look at him. Such a Zlatan. Well fit
You're a Zlatan. You're well hard.
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z-la-tan-ed:
past participle of zlatan:
adjective
1.
Having been defeated and/or outperformed
"I knew when I was zlataned"
2.
To be overwhelmed, immobilized, or experience an inability to perform.
"He struggled: it was clear that he was zlataned."
synonyms: battered, petrified, traumatized
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They've just been zlataned!
Zlatan is a legend among men. A blessing on the Earth. When in the company of Zlatan, one can feel like they have achieved enlightenment.
Normie: "I pray to god"
God: "I pray to Zlatan"
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To deceive one in a cunny and clever way
Michael was zlataned by his mother
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The nice guy down the street. Acts simple minded, but is actually pretty smart. Party animal at time, and other times quiet and a romantic.
Zach: "Hey Tim, wanna go to a party tonight?"
Tim: "Heck yeah. Party like it's 1969!"
Zach: "Dude, you're such a zlatan"
Lily: "He introduced himself to me, and he was so sweety and nice. He's such a romantic"
Sarah: "He sounds like a real zlatan. You're so lucky"
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