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zoffle

to wipe your member on a posh bird's curtains

It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so I just had to do it - I resolved to zoffle those curtains like they'd never been zoffled before

by Raz124 July 7, 2006

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zoffle

to wipe your cock on a posh bird's curtains

It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so I just had to do it - I zoffled those curtains like they'd never been zoffled before

by Raz124 July 6, 2006

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Zoffle

To wipe ones male appendage on the curtains of a posh womans abode.

Q. How do you keep you c*ck looking so pristine for all those posh birds?
A. Well my good man, it just so happens that I Zoffle!

by Staffy August 16, 2007

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Zoffle

A combination of Zoet and Waffle. Zoet meaning a a person who is observant, funny, and safe to trust. Waffle meaning a mysterious, shyness and caring personality. When these two types of people are together it feels like a safe heaven. They turn into a friendship called a Zoffle.

Person 1: "Hey I've seen you hanging out with Jaiden a lot. They're sort of like a Waffle aren't they?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah! They're really nice, I like hanging out with them"
Person 1: "Oh my God you guys are a Zoffle! Cause you're such a Zoet"
Person 2: "Me?? a Zoet? well I guess so!

by _Just_Me_duh_ December 1, 2021