Swiggy-Zomato

Fast paced, contemporary, just-in-time, in a jiffy, instant

-"What do you expect from date nights in this Swiggy-Zomato world?"
-"Well, slow the fuck down for starters!!!"

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Zomato

Something which is undesirable.

That poop is zomato

Zomato

Zomato is the best person to date. They're available for you 24x7, keeps checking on you with their cringe notifications (which you secretly love btw) and... brings you food. Often called as a 'whole package'

You love them so much you sometimes even fight with your parents to be with them.

And in case you end up hating the experience- you get a refund.

Girl 1- Wow, who's this sugar daddy who keeps sending you chocolates?
Girl 2- ZOMATO. He's soooooooooo gooood

Zomato Gold And Chill

When you have fun with your friend and/or someone speacial at an awesome Zomato Gold Partner in your city,making merry and saving them bucks. Bang for the buck basically. Pun Intended,maybe.

GF - Lets call in food tonight and netflix and chill.

ME - Let's just Zomato Gold and Chill.