zombue

A zombie carrying materials for fondue.

We didn't need to bring a birthday cake - we invited a zombue.

zombus

Zombus are a kind of zombies which seek out prunes, but their speech impediment makes them gravely understood as if they are hungry for brains.

Pronounced with a U like in BULL, rather than like in GUM.
Singular is Zombu

A zombie and a zombu slouch down the marketplace
Zombie: Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains
Zombu: Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains
People run away
People: Ahhhhhhhhh! Zombies!
Zombu and his zombus friends catch a prune stall and eat prunes.
People: Cool, these are only zombus!
Zombie catches a person, cracks open their head, and slurps the brain.

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zombus

A bus that has been filled with zombies who were once human. They crave human flesh, if you get too close it will bite or pull you inside for your last ride.

As I approached the school bus I realized that it was a zombus and I retreated quickly.

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Zombus Epiphany

The realization that the massiah and savior of the catholic faith is in actuality a perpetual zombie, due to the widely accepted fact that each year he is murdered, and put on display as a cadaver, but 3 days later returns to life, after his radial pulse had be completely destroyed, and proceeds to defy the laws of Physics. ie. walk on water, meaning he is lighter than water, only possible without any blood, living tissue, or healthy bone.

A: Hey, Jeezus will save us this saturday
B: Hopefully, we dont want to be zombies.
A: DUDE!!!!
B:...?
A: Didn't Jezus come back from the dead
B: yeah....
A: HES A ZOMBIE!!!
B...(*facepalm) Zombus epiphany much?