When your fart reeks so bad, it smells like you are at the zoo.
Elaine ate Taco Bell last night,now she has a massive case of zoo ass.
Itchy ass causing excessive scratching due to not having a clean butthole. Commonly caused by using rough, cheap toilet paper that does not remove all of the poop. Zoo ass can be easily remedied by using higher quality toilet paper and/or baby wipes.
My employer puts cheap toilet paper in the restrooms, and I end up getting zoo ass every time I take a dump at work.
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zoo ass when you have the shits ,like the animals in the zoo
man don't know whati ate last night but do i have zoo ass today
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I smell zoo ass, you must have been cleaning the house all day.
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A female straight out of the jungle. She is absolutely disgusting with tribal titties and a giant bush. Laughable in nature and looks as if she should belong in an exhibit at the zoo.
"Damn look at that girl over there"
"Got damn zoo-ass bitch reeks like salmon and jungle Ebola"
"I'd still hit though homie"