Zoog

noun.
An incredibly smart person. Often to the point of being genius.

"I wish I were more of a zoog, then I wouldn't be so stupid."

"Joe got 100% on the exam. He is such a zoog."

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Zoog

Another word for a Blowjob, also safe to use around females in clutch situations.

Hey Mike, she give ya a zoog finally?

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zooge

A sound effect used when quickly poking or attacking someone. Also, a sound effect used to describe a quick action, such as crashing your mountain bike.

While quickly poking Bill with his finger (after multiple fakes and jukes) Bob shouted "Zooge!" and made Bill feel akward.

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zoog

-another word for idiot
-a lame person

That kid was such a zoog.

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zooged

Among the right group of somebodies, "zooged" is by far the best replacement for the words "served" or "owned" when someone else loses an argument/gets in a fight they can't win/has their comeback come right back at them/gets run over.

It's very simple. Take a sentence like "you got served!" and just jam "zooged" right in there. As in:

A: "You're right. I did leave my keys in her flat. With the death threat and the thing about never seeing her again. F**k it."

B: "You got zooged!!!!!"

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zooging

when you're high and currently eating a whopper

"Look at ian, hes zooging!"

Zooged

When you are high and eat a whopper

ian are you trying to get Zooged tonight?