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Mom: What are you doing?
Me: I'm doing my homework?
Mom: Why are you typing so much?
Me: It's a lot of work.
Mom: Let me see your screen?
Me: (nervously) Okay...
Mom: WHY ARE YOU LOOKING UP zxsaqwedcvbgfrtyhnmkjuiolp AND NOT DOING YOUR HOMEWORK? THAT'S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED!
Me: I was just too bored.