D-bag

The short form for Douche-bag and Dick-bag

Person1: Haha, i can lift more than you
Person2: Shut your mouth you D-bag

The Finger

when someone raises their index finger (meaning: wait a moment please)

Person1: (talking to Person2) ya i dont like that bob kid
Person2: really? i dont think he's that ba-
Person3: HI EVERYBODY! hey Person1, cna you help me?
Person1:(gives the finger)

joshed

Screwed beyond fixing. A word that describes how screwed a person is.

Wow...fuck your life. You're so joshed <shakes head in disapproval>

Sit and Flick

Verb

When a guy sits on his balls by accident, to relieve the discomfort he raises himself off the chair (or what have you) slightly and preforms a pelvic thrust moving them to the front in a more comfortable position.

Person1: Here have a seat
Person2: <sits, winces, raises slightly, ajusts, sits back down>
Person1: Everything ok?
Person2: Yea just had to sit and flick

Black Sock Syndrom

A physical ailment when you take off your black socks after a hard days work and you're feet are covered in black fuzz.

Girl1: So how was your night last night <wink wink>

Girl2: well i was stripping him down and his feet were covered in some black fuzz... :/

Girl1: I hate it when my man has black sock syndrom

Passenger's Ass

When you've been sitting for a long period of time (usually in a car) and you start to experience a slight burning sensation in your ass.

Person1: Can we take a pit stop?
Person2: Passenger's Ass?

Vegetarian

A very cruel person. They mercilessly slaughter innocent plants for consuption.

Person1: Why are vegetarians cruel?
Person2: Pigs and cows can run for their lives. Zuccini can't do shit.