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Verb: the act of whispering and or yelling penis at complete strangers at random times then often followed by running and strange giggling.
man: the world sure is a strange place isn't kid. but don't worry i...(whisper) penis, penis, penis, penis.
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed
Screwed beyond fixing. A word that describes how screwed a person is.
Wow...fuck your life. You're so joshed <shakes head in disapproval>
A term specific to the construction idustry that means you were severly shorted material or were sent the wrong material by the estimator that estimated your job.
Hey Ben, it's Tom. Can you check a job for me. I think I fuckin' got joshed again.
British slang. Means cant be bothered.
Guy1: Comin out tonight man?
Guy: Naaah, can't be joshed.
To almost cum or get off, but not quite.
Sometimes caused by an untimely phone call by your friend josh.
Man, I was on top of him and about to get off, but the phone rang!!! I got joshed.
A cool dude but he does have his issues. All the girls dig him but he's really just not very interested in pre-marital sexual activities. He does have one exception however, furries. He LOVES dating furries as they're the only cure to his masterbation problem.
Guy: "Josh Josh are you getting erect?"
Josh Josh: "shit I've gotta go wank off to some furries"