brilk

When a guy has applied so much oil to his beard it can be milked.
Regular verb: brilk, brilked, brilking

A: Man that guy uses way too much beard oil.
B: Yeah you could totally brilk that shiny beard... bet it's soft though.

Smoojing

Like sexting but emojis are used instead of words.

We were smoojing all night.
🍆👅 , 👅🎾🎾 , Then finally 👉🏻👌🏽

bregshit

To spew forth brexit lies, to bullshit about Brexit

Remember when Boris Johnson was bregshitting about 350 million to spend? Well he's in prision now over that

grout

When you pull grey hairs out of your head or beard to stay looking young.

A: Man I spent 20 mins grouting my beard last night.
B: Looks good though...
A: Yeah I can't be having grey hairs in it at thirty.

Roil

(Verb -regular) To really oil a stubborn beard until it's soft.

A: Ow you've got read marks on your neck.
B: Yeah my new bf has a really scratchy beard.
A: Yeah you need to get him to roil that.

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A: Wow that's soft.
B: Yeah I roiled it this morning.