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The number one fear when working on a test. This is a life or death situation in a test.
Dan: I got a question wrong on the test
John: Oh no... that means the teacher is going to go crazy again!
Polite way of saying "fuck off"
Guy 2: fucking with Guy 1
Guy 1: (Is frustrated) i kindly ask you to go fuck off.
When you are always on your computer every day 24/7
This is a condition that occurs the most if your a:
Redditor
Twitter user
Youtube watcher
Urban dictionary reader
Netflix watcher
Xfinity watcher
Guy 1: That guy has been 24/7 on computer
Guy 2: Oh man, his eyes are going to be fucked soon.
I know you took my $19 fortnite card, GIVE ME MY $19 FORTNITE CARD, You better give me my $19 fortnite card, I need $19 FORTNITE CARD NOOOW!
Guy 1: you're so sussy i know you took my fortnite card
Guy 2: I didn't take it
Guy 1: That's a bit SUS
It is time to STOP LOOKING UP THE YEARS! I, BORROWED the time machine from the last guy who stole the time machine and smashed it so that we can't TRAVEL ANY MORE!!
Guy 1: What will happen in 2059?
Guy 2: The universe may not exist.
Guy 1: Oh.
Guy 2: Or ROBOTIC OVERLORDS WILL TAKE OVER OUR WORLD!!
Guy 2: Or we will have a futuristic city!
When your bored so you go to the next level and search this.
I'm just as bored as you.
Dumbass: I'm going to type Urban Urban Dictionary Dictionary in Urban Dictionary.
Person: Please... go to the fuck to sleep.
po** definitions on urbandictionary.com are the most common thing to come across.
Guy 1: I am going to search up "Melon" on urbandictionary.com
Melon:
Said when extreme c**ming happens.
Guy 1: Uhh, is this really common on urbandictionary.com?