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American Internet

It is fast af

Guy 1: This American Internet is great! It loads very fast! Better than Australian Internet.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ June 03, 2021


im going to ducking kill myself

what autocorrect sees fuck as it sees fuck as duck

Guy 1: oh duck you
Guy 2: did you mean fuck?
Guy 1: ducking autocorrect
Guy 2: autocorrect?
Guy 1: DUCK!!!!
Guy 1: im going to ducking kill myself

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 17, 2021


fuck oyu

A misspell of the word "fuck you". Fuck is not misspelled but the you is.

Guy 1: Fuck oyu!
Guy 2: Don't you mean "Fuck you"?
Guy 1: FUCK OYRU CORRETIONS!
Guy 2: Go to spelling school.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 21, 2021


by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 11, 2021


Lag

An occurance that happens when one or more's internet connection is slow.
This causes the person's input to be unresponsive than normal.
This causes the following symptoms:
Rage-inducing hair-loss
Smashing of computer
Extreme language
Heart attacks
Hitreg issues
Suicidal thoughts
Depression

Guy 1: I am winning!
Guy 1: Wait, that shot did not register!
Guy 1: IM HAVING LAG!
Guy 1: *died*
Guy 1: aa..... aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *SMASHING KEYBOARD AND COMPUTER*

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 10, 2021


*****

1. Someone cursing
2. 5 stars in GTA

Guy 1: *****
Guy 2: Did you just swear?

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 07, 2021


It is my turn on the XBOX

What a kid says when he wants to play on the XBOX.

Joe: Yes! I completed this game!
James: Joe, It is my turn on the XBOX.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 22, 2021