credit card

The Most Common Thing Kids Steal.
Especially if one belongs to a mom.

Kid 1: I just stole my mom's credit card!
Kid 2: Oh cool, now you can have unlimited robux.

I am painis cupcake.

I will eat you.

Heavy: Hi!
Painis Cupcake: I am painis cupcake. I will eat you.
*Insert blood and gore of Heavy being eaten by Painis Cupcake*

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When your so god damn too fucking bored you end up breaking Urban dictionary and end up getting this on your screen.

Guy 1: I just got this message on my screen when typing qeqtyhreuyvyasujicdfvdsucaijxoscndbvhsnciamxc smcdkmvemkv cmsdfk vfb vbndfdnfbndfkmbkdmkdfgkmbgkdmfgkdmgkdmkgmfa,sfsf,sofodg,sof,sfoofofofd *whatever.* it says: Bad Message 431 reason: Request Header Fields Too Large
Guy 2: oh... you're so bored you broke it!

fucking lazy

When someone is too lazy to fuck a girl.

Women: Hey, wanna fuck me?
Man: Ahh man, i don't feel like fucking today.
Women: Wow, your fucking lazy! Hmph.

old definitions

a common thing on this website

Guy 1: I am finding old definitions from 2006 or 2008 on Urban Dictionary!
Guy 2: Wow, such history!

i have the drip

I have the drip, and you don't. I will flex my awesome drip everywhere in the city so that all of the bitches can love me.

Guy 1: May I buy some drip please?
Guy 2: Sure
Guy 1: i have the drip!!!!!!!!

Guy 1

Someone who is forced everyday in his life to be an example in Urban Dictionary definitions.
He wants to be free.
He also has a brother, Guy 2.
It is said that he is used in every example in a sentence in Urban Dictionary.

Guy 1: I can't!
Urban Dictionary writer: Give an example of the definition!
Guy 1: No....
Urban Dictionary writer: Then I will delete you from this text if you can't.
Guy 1: NO! Okay I'll do it!
Urban Dictionary writer: Good.