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Simon

The cool kid that everybody wants to hang out with, but nobody can.

Bob: HAVE YOU SEEN SIMON ANYWHERE!?
Billy:Nah were not cool enough to hang with him.
Bob:OH RIGHT

by β–ˆπ‘€π’Ύπ“ˆπ’»π’Ύπ“‰β–ˆ November 06, 2019


Erica

A very nice person.

Who likes to assault the elderly and take there candy.
Did i say candy i meant Children.

Erica:AH YES A FRESH OLD PERSON
OLD PERSON: PLEASE NOT MY GRANDCHILDREN
ERICA:THESE WILL MAKE GOOD MEALS FOR DINNER
OLD PERSON:CALLS LIFE ALERT

by β–ˆπ‘€π’Ύπ“ˆπ’»π’Ύπ“‰β–ˆ November 06, 2019


Andrew

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE ANDREW IS SMALL AND SNORTS COCAINE LIKE YOU DO!

Andrew gots the good stuff...

by β–ˆπ‘€π’Ύπ“ˆπ’»π’Ύπ“‰β–ˆ November 06, 2019


Lesbian Preschoolers

They ruin my sex life

THAT LESBIAN PRESCHOOLERS DIDN'T WANT TO DATE ME

by β–ˆπ‘€π’Ύπ“ˆπ’»π’Ύπ“‰β–ˆ November 06, 2019


Sans Deltarune

Having Sex With You Mother
And liking it

Billy:I heard you slept over Bobs house, Did you have a good time?
Timmy:Yah i had a good time committing Sans Deltarune.
Billy:Lucky...

by β–ˆπ‘€π’Ύπ“ˆπ’»π’Ύπ“‰β–ˆ November 06, 2019


Giovanni

A strong man, he will always be there to make you feel worse about yourself.

Bob:So my girlfriend said she loves me.
Billy:Cool!
Giovanni:Yah she was actually lying.
Bob:Oh
Billy:MY LIFE IS A LIE

by β–ˆπ‘€π’Ύπ“ˆπ’»π’Ύπ“‰β–ˆ November 06, 2019


Chloe

A nice person.
other then there habit to spank children.
Yah a nice NO NO PLEASE CHLOE NO PLEASE

Bob: Sup
Billy:CHLOE IS MY GIRLFRIEND
Bob:Sucks to be you
Chloe: *SPANKS BOB*

by β–ˆπ‘€π’Ύπ“ˆπ’»π’Ύπ“‰β–ˆ November 06, 2019