Another phrase for masturbating
Guy 1: Hey where you going
Guy 2: I’m gonna go sharpen the sword
Guy 1: Have fun dude
To have sex with a random person that you will probably never see again
That guy doesn’t have a girl. When he meets up with someone, it’s just a Fuck N’ Go.
A time when people believe anything you do is a lie
Guy 1: I fucked your girl
Guy 2: Lol April fools right?
Guy 1: Uhh, yeah you could say that
Something you yell when you see someone get badly injured
Group of friends sees a random dude fall off his bike and break his legs open
Guy 1: OH SHIT!!
Guy 2: Call 911!
Guy 3: HE NEED SOME MILK!!
It’s a fucking fish sandwich with cheese and a blend of southern spices. You dirty internet perverts...
Me: I met up with this girl last night and we had an Alabama Tuna Melt.
Guy 2: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Me: Wha.. EW GROSS!! Not that crazy shit!! We shared a sandwich!! You sick fuck!
The only fast food place that is never more than 99 miles from your location, even if you are in the middle of nowhere.
Fuck! Yo John, We’re out of food!
I’ll drive to the closest McDonalds, so I’ll be back in an hour.
But we’re in the desert!
That don’t matter!
A person from a Cuban family who lives in the US (Most likely Florida). The person likely loves rum and cokes and also rice and beans.
My friend Tony is a clear example of an Americuban