discombobulated

1. when you are so shook that you just don’t know what to say

2. a word people named Caitlyn can’t say

Friend - “You look like a deformed lemur”
You - “I’m so discombobulated”

North Feezy

A North Face brand jacket, specifically a waist-length puffer. The term originated at the University of Michigan.

"Shit is that a Canada Goose? Nah, that bitch a North Feezy."