Rusty Bidet

When a girl squirts while on her period.

Dude, "that girl totally trashed my sheets last night, with a rusty bidet ."

Adderizing

Verb-- to excessively organize while on Adderall.

I spent the night adderizing my apartment; I color coordinated my closet, alphabetized my DVD's, and organized my junk drawer into categories, sub-categories, and sub-sub-categories!