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To be the friend that sits there while your friend gets pussy and you get nothin but yourself.
The other day when I was sittin in my basement with Nate and this female I had to third wheel it
The act of not being able to squeeze a terd out it is probably just as bad as having a baby, results in horrible cramps, possible infection, and even sometimes the need of having something stuck up your ass.
I once was extremely constipated and didnt poop for a week and nothing would work, no enemas, supositories, laxatives, nothing.... so what they did was bring me to the hospital, stuck a tube down my nose in to my stomach and pumped an unbelievable ammount of laaxative in to me... 4 liters. I shat for 12 hours and after all the poo was clear i shat water wow what a fun time.
SLC Punk! Is a movie about 2 punks, Heroin Bob and Steve-O, who are 2 of the few punks in Salt Lake City in 1985. The movie shows you that when you dress like a punk to be independent you really are not because you are just wearing a uniform and not being independent.
"You see life is like that. We change, that's all. You see, the guy I am now is not the guy I was then. If the guy I was then met the guy I am now he'd beat the shit out of me. Those are the facts."
Negro Basketball Association, due to the fact that the league is probably under 1% white.
The NBA is just full of negros.
The name for the process in which you have a big bowel movement after a long night of drinking
I woek uip at that party and had a huge morning after dump
Things that are meant to be broken.
I broke a whole mess of laws today: DUI, possession of narcotics, and sodomy.
A term used for the drug ecstasy, that is where the nickname rolls probably comes from. The term is used because of tablets with the Motorola M on them.
"Told me, since I was in pain and I like 2 rebel
This Motorola I'm giving you will suit you real well"
Tech N9NE ~ T9X