A form of dating involving the low-quality online social program called "Habbo Hotel". Habbo dating is only done by losers and pedophiles, as well as anyone dumb enough to be suckered in by the first two.
You're habbo dating? You must either be a pedo or an epic loser.
Guy: "Hey guys, I forgot where we're dining tonight!"
King Leonidas: "TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!"