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Locker Jockey

That high school custodian that secretly opens student lockers and sniffs and tries on their personal items

Did you hear about that Locker Jockey that got caught wearing Suzy's gym socks?!!!

by Apollo83 July 06, 2019


Franken

A Franken is a ball-fro of curly pubic hair that looks exactly like Al Franken’s perfectly symmetrical helmet head

Did you see Ben’s package before he started manscaping?!!! With that Franken, his schlong would start doing Stuart Smalley’s daily affirmations on its own if you put it in front of a mirror

by Apollo83 February 19, 2023


Colin

Colin is that boy you grew up with that smelled like string cheese and had a Dutch Boy haircut and undescended testicles

Chad: "Oh shit, that Colin has da bangs"
Preston: "I'm sure he's got an empty hammock too".

by Apollo83 August 15, 2019


GrandmaNug

A GrandmaNug is an embarrassingly small amount of marijuana put into a pipe or water pipe for smoking and is most commonly witnessed among the over-fifty crowd new to the legalized pot experience

You see the GrandmaNug that spinster put in my bong? It couldn't get a gnat high

by Apollo83 July 09, 2019


Reggiepanderer

A Reggiepanderer is a white person that constantly tries to prove he/she is not racist by listing all the black people they relate to.

How many times has that ridiculous reggiepanderer told us that his best friend in fourth grade was black

by Apollo83 July 26, 2019


Bonaduce

A Bonaduce is a male “ball-fro”of bushy and unruly bright orange Pubic hair

OMG! Rodney isn’t even embarrassed that his Bonaduce is billowing out the sides of his Speedo

by Apollo83 July 16, 2022


Trumpy

An action or statement that is misogynistic, racist, egomaniacal, ignorant, vengeful, or not based in any form of reality, or, all of the above

Uh, Gavin, what’s up with the Trumpy rant about Jesus being white

by Apollo83 June 17, 2020