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A vacation from a friend, activity, or location (e.g. bar, restaurant) due to committing a shame-inducing transgression (e.g. 86'd from a bar, making out with a friend's spouse). Typically lasts until one apologizes/settles the lawsuit to/with the aggrieved party.
Stan went on a shamecation from hanging out with Kyle after getting inappropriately drunk at his wife's birthday party and being thrown out of the restaurant for arguing with the Asian manager.
LOMIS: "Lay Off Me I'm Starving!" said by Chris Farley in an early 90s SNL sketch. A Lomis is used to describe a woman who is very large and often seen shoveling food into her mouth.
"I was out with my girlfriend and her roommates last night, we ordered cheese fries and one of them was a total lomis."
"There's always one in every group."
Typically refers to a guy who dresses in a completely inappropriate manner for a given social situation. In truth, a riddler cannot be defined, and is only fully understood once he is seen in person.
"Look at this fucking Riddler. Who the fuck wears white driving loafers, blue jeans, a tuxedo shirt, cardigan, and a god damn Yankees cap to a dive bar!?"
A bad, or potentially/likely bad, date one goes on within the three-month period after being dumped.
Bob: What are you doing tonight after work?
Randy: Got another Humiliation Expedition; drinks at Local Option.
Bob: How'd you meet this one? Grinder?
Randy: Tinder asshole.
parallel parking your car in a tight spot by bumping into the car in front and/or behind you.
I found an awesome spot on Clark St but I was barely able to fit my car into it. Luckily my dad taught me braille-allel parking.
A fart released before you enter a crowded area so you don't release it while in the crowded area, gassing everyone stuck in the room with you.
Before I got on the train I let out a courtesy fart on the platform because I knew I wouldn't be able to hold it in until my stop.
A phone number you give/get from a girl/guy the morning after you sleep with him/her even though you have absolutely no intention of calling him/her ever again, but it makes the whole goodbye thing way less awkward
I hooked up with a girl last night; she was annoying and I never want to see her again, so the next morning I got some pity digits when I dropped her off so it wouldn't be weird.