The word ‘Lies,’ typically said by someone who is heavily under the influence.
Person 1: “So, your father tells me you had a vasectomy?”
Person 2 (drunk): “LESIN!”
Commonly used in the medical industry to identify a false diagnosis of an STD caused by beastiality. A doctor who has diagnosed this is likely to have a biased view towards the patient and the animal(s) involved.
Patient: So doctor, what is it?
Doctor: Sorry son, you have chlamydia.
Patient: Nah, probably just a misplague, it was only one anteater.