QVC

QVC stands for Queer Victims Channel or Quality Value Convience

Why are you watching QVC or the Queer Victims Channel?

Peek-a-boo-poop

When someone's poop starts to come out and they squeeze their cheeks to make it go back in.

Geez! That was a close one, luckily for peek-a-boo-poop it kept my pants from getting fudgie!