horizontally challenged

The inability to get laid.

Condoleezza Rice is so horizontally challenged, it's not funny.

Dan Quayle with tits

See Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin is just Dan Quayle with tits.

hnic bitch

Hockey Night in Canada bitch

Ron Maclean is Don Cherry's hnic bitch.

gayriage

When two men get 'married', it is a gayriage, not a gay marriage.
A marriage is between a man and a woman, NOT a man and man or a woman and a woman (a lesriage).

Elton John played at Lance and Bruce's gayriage.

u,2wedding Maria Mr.

Italian wedding invitation

You comma to wedding, Maria missed her period.

quarter to eight

The time Geddy Lee likes to get his freak on.

Hey baby, it's a quarter to eight,
I feel I'm in the mood.
Hey baby, the hour is late,
I feel I've got to move.

hotel california

A song about a whorehouse in California.

"Warm smell of coitus, rising up through the air."