Hairdresser

Any person who drives a two seater sports car or similiar, ie TOYOTA MR2 etc.
If the car in question is red and the driver is male, this is even more true.

Have you seen Rundy's new car? He's such a hairdresser.

Cuntsnaffler

A derivative of Cuntsnaffle. Someone who is clumsy, stupid, chavvy, likely to fuck up.

To be used against an individual of dubious nature/personage.

I can't believe you did that, you fucking cuntsnaffler.