matchie

matchie, a nickname for the coolest guy ever. He's like the perfect guy version of you.

Omiglob, i own those same shoes!!!! You have great taste dude!!! I shall now call you matchie

awww man, couldn't you come up with a better nickname?

no, you shall be matchie *angry face*

water weight

fake weight that is caused by you being filled with urine or just have drunk alot of water.

dude, i gained like two pounds this week.

no worries, just water weight