winchester locomotive

The act of preforming coitus on a tracheotomy hole or perminate cervial stoma.

Last night my wife wouldnt give me head, but I did get to conduct a winchester locomotive.

Jiffy Pup Pie

When a dog or similar household animal licks peanut butter off of ones anus or taint for sexual pleasure.

My girlfriend was asleep so I let Fido give me a jiffy pup pie.