Morton

A long-haired paedophile who seeks enjoyment from creeping on young girls and/or boys. He enjoys shouting his own name, and using this name in any (literally ANY) situation.

Ben: Have you seen that new kid at college?
Morton: No is he a Morton? He better not be Mortoning my Morton or else I'll Morton him.

Range

A term used to describe a girl - being in range would make her attractive, whereas out of range would make her off the radar and therefore not worth looking at.

Ben: You seen the worldy at 5 o clock? Definitely in range.
Ross: Nah man you've got beer goggles, way out of range.