turkey and pancakes

There’s chicken and waffles, and then there’s turkey and pancakes. Chicken is overrated, waffles are just pancakes with square holes so why not eat the best non-flying bird and enjoy some hearty pancakes too?

Guy: Yo you guys wanna get chicken and waffles after this?
Guy 2: What the fuck are you smoking
Guy 3: Yea idiot everyone knows turkey and pancakes is where it’s at.
Guy: Well... fuck it. Let’s eat.

Hippothotamus

When you see someone who any combination of the following:
-Fat
-Thot
-Dumb

That fat dumb bitch from the Mammoth Cave National Park That was of no help to us at all was a real hippothotamus.

That’s tilted

synonym for Lit
Used to describe something “crazy” or “random” in a cool way

Bro did you see that guy do a backflip in the park today?

Yea dude I saw him do it and I thought “Woah that’s tilted”