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A fancy way of saying that you just did or learned something for the first time today.
I was today years old when I found out that it's called duck tape and not duct tape.
He finally lost his virginity when he was today years old.
Another name for a credit card or debit card.
Don't bother reaching for your wallet; I have some plastic money, honey.
A bout of warm, springlike weather toward the end of winter; the opposite of an Indian summer.
I think we ought to dub this period of unseasonably warm weather a 'Colonial spring' because:
1) It wasn't invited and it's not supposed to be here,
2) It seems like a blessing at first, but you suspect a global calamity may be lurking,
3) Its 'gifts' are often laden with nasty surprises like illness and flash flooding, and
4) Things could turn ugly again really quickly, without warning, despite assurances to the contrary.
An appreciation of a particularly clever example of punning and/or wordplay to the point of rapture. The social sciences equivalent of a nerdgasm.
All it took was a single visit to the Pungeon Master page at TVTropes, and I was drowning in a tidal surge of pungasm glory!
Very similar to calm yourself, it's what you say to someone who's acting up, maybe buggin, or in serious danger of going postal.
For maximum impact, use it as a complete sentence at the end of whatever else you wanted to say.
Paris: You borrowed my new skinny jeans without asking? I'll claw your eyeballs out, you thieving skank!
Lindsay: Listen beyotch, they needed breaking in by someone with some actual junk in the trunk. I'll wash 'em before I return 'em. Relax yourself.
A gender-bent Bowser, following Rule 63 of the Internet.
Bowsette has become all the rage, ever since someone posted a Twitter comic of him donning Princess Toadstool's Super Crown from the new Super Mario Bros U Deluxe, and turning into a rival for Mario's affections.
To tease or rag on; similar to break my balls and bust my chops.
The guys would really bake my scrod if they caught me in this getup.