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A fancy way of saying that you just did or learned something for the first time today.
I was today years old when I found out that it's called duck tape and not duct tape.
He finally lost his virginity when he was today years old.
Another name for a credit card or debit card.
Don't bother reaching for your wallet; I have some plastic money, honey.
Very similar to calm yourself, it's what you say to someone who's acting up, maybe buggin, or in serious danger of going postal.
For maximum impact, use it as a complete sentence at the end of whatever else you wanted to say.
Paris: You borrowed my new skinny jeans without asking? I'll claw your eyeballs out, you thieving skank!
Lindsay: Listen beyotch, they needed breaking in by someone with some actual junk in the trunk. I'll wash 'em before I return 'em. Relax yourself.
A gender-bent Bowser, following Rule 63 of the Internet.
Bowsette has become all the rage, ever since someone posted a Twitter comic of him donning Princess Toadstool's Super Crown from the new Super Mario Bros U Deluxe, and turning into a rival for Mario's affections.
To tease or rag on; similar to break my balls and bust my chops.
The guys would really bake my scrod if they caught me in this getup.
I'm ready to blow this taco stand. So you either drive with me now, or find another ride.
Yo, playa, bus is leaving. Just get her digits and get in the car.
Traditional definition: involving or referencing something or someone.
Current definition: to be a cause for concern.
Traditional: Myra and her mom had a discussion concerning her grades at school.
Current: Myra's low grades are concerning. She'd better talk to her mom about getting a tutor.