American goulash

Ground beef, elbow macaroni and tomato sauce.

My nephew can't cook to save his life, but even he knows how to make American goulash.

refurb

Something which has been refurbished and resold at a discount, like a computer or a plasma tv.

I was too cheap to waste all my money on a brand-new laptop, so I picked up a refurb online instead.

thundersleet

A rare weather event combining freezing rain and lightning, similar to thundersnow.

For the first big storm of the spring we've gotten a crazy mix of snow, sleet, freezing rain, thunder and lightning; it's either a freak thundersleet phenomenon or a sign of the Snowpocalypse!

Is that what they're calling it these days

1) An expression of surprise at slanguage one hasn't heard before, especially when it's obviously sexual or scatological in nature.

2) A tongue in cheek way of turning an ordinary comment into a double entendre by implying the above.

Dude, I'm heading home. I'm gonna go online and play some World of Warcraft.

Oh really? Is that what they're calling it these days?

this

A shorthand way of saying you agree with someone else's opinion. Often found online on message boards and chatrooms, but can also be used in real life.

Major.Trollster: OBAMMA IZ TEH N00B!
Sockpuppet_01: this

Jessie: "Cold Stone Creamery is way better than Ben & Jerry's."
James (pointing at Jessie): "This."

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey

Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.

Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.

"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."

*Yawn* "Really?"

"No."