Meth baby

What happens after you meet your methboyfriend

‘IM NEVER GOING TO GET OVER THIS METH BABY’
-Jontron

Satansinging

When someone sings a song so damn terribly they sound like the devil himself.

Person A: ♪We WIsH yOu A MeRrY ChRiStMas♪

Person B: SHUT THE FUCK UP MATE, YOUR SATANSINGING

Bagraped

Another word for for when you forget the word pickpocketed

He just got bagraped

Valentine’s day

A day where anti-social people like me sit and ponder why we exist

Me: Oh yeah Valentine’s Day?! Oh I wonder why I exist