swapt

(adjective) the best way to describe an individual that is too sauced for the word "drunk" to do a justice

"Did that man forreal just shotgun a Four Loko?"
"Yes sir! He's about to be freaking swapt!"

Spling!

sound effect that is said when one exhibits exceptional precision. Often used in basketball, soccer, football, or other sports to describe a crafty pass

*Player 1 makes a hard back-cut to the basket*
*Player 2 shouts "Spling!* as he hits him on a no-look bounce pass splitting two defenders*

swoop doopy

(verb) universally applicable verb that can fluently replace any other verb in the English language

"Ay you tryna hoop after class?"
"Of course, beans! Let me swoop doopy this homework real quick and I'll be there."

'lier

(noun) : slang for Chevrolet Cavalier. This coupe is widely considered the coolest automobile on the market.

"WOW did you see that?"
"What?"
"A blue 'lier just passed us!"
"No way, that kid must be so sweet"